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red ryder 

n. 1)when a guy shoots himself in the eye while whacking off

2)somthing hot enough which, if whacked off to, can cause a guy to shoot himself in the eye

3)a BB gun
1) Little Jimmy finally got a red ryder on his birthday.

2) That Pink chick is a total red ryder.

3) Bubba likes to pump his red ryder fast and hard until something shoots out of the end.
red ryder by moan-e January 4, 2005

Red Ryder BB Gun 

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Red Ryder BB Gun by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022

Red Neck Ryder 

Red Neck Ryder by Cara August 16, 2003

red rider 

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.
Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

Red Rider 

A Red Rider is a term for the "top" in a gay relationship, or the man who penetrates his partner.

An additional characteristic which makes a Red Rider is that he does not wear protection (condoms) and is into rough sex.
"Watch out for Terry, he's a red rider."
Red Rider by Spiderm@n1993 January 19, 2010

Daisy Red Rider 

A red headed girl who will ride you.
Ed spent the night with his Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.
Daisy Red Rider by ixtup May 18, 2023