Red Pen
Red Pen by Ashley Higgins January 24, 2017
Words you can keep
Red Pen
A pen with red ink. You use it to piss off your teachers when they try and mark your work in red pen. They get really mad and go to find a new colour of pen. This is a good idea when you have really old like Mr. West. Red pens suck!
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red pen
The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".
red pen by Richard Noggin123 March 31, 2008
Red Pen
HEY Emilie did you see that red pen i was looking for?
OH i saw it allright... it was in the cafe with a bunch of other pens! XD
OH i saw it allright... it was in the cafe with a bunch of other pens! XD
Red Pen by emma.lee2009 March 11, 2009
Red Pen
Red Pen by z0mnb1e assas1n4 May 26, 2014
Red Pen People
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
Red Pen People by suzgirl August 20, 2019
Red Pen Police
People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.
-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
Red Pen Police by jazuuk November 7, 2012
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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