red necks 

Southern cracker who proudly flies the confederate flag because they are too ignorant to realize the confederates were the losers.

Those red necks need to go back to school and learn to fly a real flag.

red necks by Heather Foerster May 5, 2005

red necks 

People that live in particularly dry states who also vote Repulican.

Arizona is Pro-Republican! (Arizona is dry, therefore it is a habitat for red necks, therefore Arizona votes Republican)

red necks by RyanTheRuler March 25, 2009

red necks 

white buk tooth people that mary each others relatives

Anna Nichol Smith

red necks by michael Serrano September 20, 2003

Red Necks 

A Red Neck is a term to describe white conservatives from the south.

Where do Red Necks come from: Red Necks come from a long line of inbreeding. Each new set of children will have sexual intercourse with their cousins. Making them Mentally Retarted and they will have multiple toes, fingers, etc.

How to spot a Red Neck:

Red Necks are usually fat and have long greasy hair and long beards. Red Necks usually have crooked teeth and are missing several teeth. They usually wear cross necklaces and have a tattoo of Jesus on there arm. Red Necks drive huge trucks with a Trump sticker on there bumpers. Red Necks usually live in trashy trailer homes with a confederate flag flying in there yard.

Red Necks Favorite Activitys: There favorite activities are to sit around the camp fire listening to country music while drinking a beer. They like hunting and fishing but a Red Necks all time favorite activity is to play Mississippi Wind Chime.

How to use Red Neck in a sentence:

Looks like that Red Neck forgot his tractor.

You better run little black boy the Red Necks are coming.

Red Necks by Anon2789 September 17, 2017

red-necks 

1.A person who spends so much time outside their neck turns red.
2.A person who watches "Blue Collar Tv and Comedy Tour" and uses the jokes on it with his budwiser drinking buddies.
3.Some one who spends his money on his tractor and truck or beer.

Jeff Foxworthy, Half my relatives, Litter Trailer Parks across our fine country's southern area

red-necks by NaTeDoGG November 10, 2004

Red Neck Rump Rake 

The act of shaving ones pubes resulting in a sandpaper like texture during anal.

"Dude I gave Sandy a Red Neck Rump Rake last night and she still cant sit down."

Red Neck Rump Rake by cbh1990 May 15, 2014

urban red neck 

Although the idea of an Urban Redneck would at first seem an oxymoron, they do exist and are actually quite common. There are basically three different kinds of Urban Rednecks.

1) The Transplanted Redneck is found in urban centers all over the world. His job or his dreams have forced him to leave his native community in search of new opportunities. The Transplanted Redneck remains true to himself and his culture, despite immersion in the urban landscape. A transplanted redneck, or pair of rednecks, may raise a family in the city and retain their redneck characteristics for several generations.

2) The Poser is found all over North America, but is especially concentrated in cities in the Southern United States, Nevada and Utah. These individuals may have no Redneck roots, or even be a transplanted Yankee, but either seek acceptance in their new homes, or have vastly distorted perceptions of the social norms in their adopted communities. The Urban Cowboy phenomenon that started in the 1980s is characterized by individuals in full country & western garb, that have never even been near a horse.

3) The Postmodern Redneck is also found all over North America. The Postmodern Redneck may, or may not, have Redneck roots. As opposed to "The Poser", the Postmodern Redneck has experienced a philosophical transformation in which he rejects modernism and urbanity, in favor of simpler more genuine way of life. The Postmodern Redneck is often an educated professional who owns guns, hunts wild game, and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty changing oil or cleaning a stable.

"Billy Bob got a job in Chicago but he's having trouble adjusting to life as an urban red neck."

"The kids at school think it's cool to wear big belt buckles, cowboy hats and drive big trucks. But their just urban red necks with a trust fund."

"Ted Nugent is an urban red neck and damn proud of it!"

urban red neck by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005