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Red Eagle 

A disturbing sexual act whilst a girl is on her period.

The sexual partner will go down on the girl to perform cunnilinugus. Upon reaching her vagina, a tampon string will be discovered. This will then be grabbed using teeth and pulled out.

Pulling out is only the first part of the act. Now the attending must shake their head vigorously from side to side, ensuring the tampon splats on both the left and right face cheeks, thus creating a blood splatter in the shape of an eagle. Hence the 'Red Eagle.'
Marc: "Oh man, I did something really terrible last night"
Sam: "What was that man?"
Marc: "I went to give some chick I met head, only to discover that she had a tampon in."
Sam: "Whoa! Awesome, man. You should have performed the Red Eagle."
Marc: "I did!"
Red Eagle by REDBULLHEAD May 19, 2009

Red Eagle 

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.
1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder
Red Eagle by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

Red Eagle Politics

A zoomer political commentator with over 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. As a right-wing populist, he focuses on electoral analysis, political strategy, policy, and culture. A Trump supporter but not afraid to criticize him when he does not complete his promises or endorses bad candidates. His enemy is the neoliberal Election Prediction Mafia, whom usually is at odds with his political analysis.
Hey guys, have you seen the latest Red Eagle Politics video?

Red Eagle Politics

The best political youtuber who smokes weed whos a populist
Man: "Do you know Red Eagle Politics"
Cenk Uyger: "Hes UNREASONABLEEEEEEE , RACIST"
Red Eagle Politics by bigniggacumsack September 1, 2019

Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.
"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.
Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!

Dustin Red Eagle 

I don't know him, but I hear he's pretty awesome.

Actually, he's really awesome.
Bro, I love Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother!

Yeah I know someone like that in real life, his name is Dustin Red Eagle

Bro.....
Dustin Red Eagle by Waggle Fraggle November 27, 2011
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