rectocranial inversion 

Having your head up your ass.

I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

rectocranial inversion by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003

Rectocranial Inversion 

Having ones head up ones ass.

Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?

Rectocranial Inversion by jerro April 8, 2006

Recto cranial inversion 

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

Recto cranial inversion by 13 14 February 13, 2009

Recto-cranial Immersion 

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

Recto-cranial Immersion by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

Recto-cranial Immersion 

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

Recto-cranial Immersion by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019