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Arachnid Recolonizer 

Someone who relocates Spiders on all other floors of a build excluding their own... This is so the Spiders can breed and mingle freely amongst unsuspecting victims when they are the most vulnerable and don't have their ANTI-Spider defenses up and running.
When you happen to come across an Eight-legged Spider...and Eight-legged mind you...you simply trap it in some sort of sufficient Spider-carrying device and let it free in a stranger’s room on a different floor than your own. And well, that should suffice as a Arachnid Recolonizer.

recogonize 

To realize and be cognizant of something. Combination of realize + cognizant. Re-cog-on-ize.
You had better recogonize your city boundaries.
recogonize by Lusciouslsa July 19, 2017

Recolonization 

‎"Recolonization": White professors using people of color for free to help them teach their classes they're getting paid for.
Professor Johnson asked Elder Black Eagle to speak in her Native Studies class again without pay, but he won't do it- he says it's another example of recolonization by whitey.
Recolonization by Warwhoop August 17, 2011

racoonizer 

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
racoonizer by karinep05 June 15, 2009

INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS 

It is a phraseology inside another word that is not only predicts sentiment but turns the tables (offends the offendees) on the very insulting word , words or action.

It is when DISPATAGING a top executive at a company as the kind of sanctions that can emanate for not recognizing the SUPREME LEADERSHIP and not affording it REVERENCE and
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES as I am going to the MOVIES as I am tired of no recognition and as for this (TIK TOK, TICK TOK, TIK TOCK) and TICK TOCK )SPLOTCH my answer to all you flap-jaw never zip THE SPREAD as my INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS as just GO PISS like you tell me to go EAT SHIT which I know I have to do when I get TOO HIGH as being a literal only MANDATORY SHITEATER.

AARON FIWATSON PECKHAM recommends each definition have an entertainment suggestion that is in TANDEM with the NEW DEFINITION.

MOVIES: SATELLITE TOUCHDOWN...ARISTA

You see how this SACRAMENTO GOVERNMENT attacked GOOGLE ALPHABET as objectively so there are a lot of BAD APPLES in that FUCKING GOVERNMENT and they will be sent FORMERLY speaking to the C0RE , INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS to deal with those EVASIVE CLOWNS.

RINGO STARR BACK OFF BOOGALOO..APPLE

I dedicate with great respect the courage and bravery of SELENA MARIE GOMEZ a definition that supports her cause.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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