A peaceful and ridiculous rebellion designed to flaunt the Stairwellian's individuality to any authority figures present, by employing
ties, magic markers, and
large quantities of newspaper hats.
When the Stairwellians are dissatisfied with their current situation (and this can range from eviction notices to monotony) they will
rebel. This is referred to as a 'Stairwellian Rebellian'. In which a massing of Stairwellians and Stairwellian sympathizers gather. Newspaper hats are provided, toting various messages such as 'Fight the
System', 'Viva La Revolution!' or 'A plague on both your houses!' Other markings on the hats
may include
paper feathers, usually worn by the ringleaders of the rebellion. These feathers are a
special honor and dignify respect from all.
Among the Stairwellian Sympathizers are many of the staff members, who both respect and enjoy the company of these refreshing minors. However this can not be said of all the staff, as some choose to view them as delinquents, and will attempt to usurp their habitat at every available opportunity.
Please note the spelling of Rebellian has been
changed to match the word spelling of Stairwellian
