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Rebecca Black Syndrome 

This term has become acquainted with many tweens the past month.It describes a child emotionally/physically handicap to determine which seat to accommodate oneself in.One can strain enough to the verge of not being able to chose any given seat and later on obtain several foot diseases such as calluses or spurs.
Sometimes, Rebecca Black Syndrome can affect the education of one child.
With RBS the child can ditch school to enter a party without her parents consent.Because of course the RBS tween was going to the bus to go to school but really isn't. It can go as far as to going to the same party with a black pedophile man.
It can go as far as the user of this horrid disease forget proper english.

Ex.

We so excited X WRONG
We are so excited / RIGHT
Some symptoms of Rebecca Black Syndrome.

-Excessive flatulence

-Multiple thoughts and dreams of both front and back seat
-Sweating when thinking which to chose

-Depression when not knowing which to pick
-DUTAA / Driving Under The Appropriate Age
-Random hallucinations of entering the car of a black man
-Ditching school

-Arguments containing the front seat
-Arguments containing the back seat
-Using absurd quotes such as 'We so excited'
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Rebecca Black Syndrome 

A syndrome that consists on not knowing what seat to take... everyday.

If you do not know what seat to take in the movies or at a theater you are okay.

But if you sing about it, cry about or simply be overly-dramatic you might have this syndrome.

This is a serious problem, and you must go to a crack-house.

Good Luck.
Me: *waves* Hey Rebecca! Come sit with us!
Rebecca: *looks at three empty spots near me* OMG! AHHH! WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE?
Me: Um... are you okay? Looks like you have Rebecca Black Syndrome.
Rebecca: Nah, It's just FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Me: *grabs gun and shoots* Mission "It's Not Friday" accomplished.

Rebecca Blacks Syndrome 

A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.
Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday

Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...

Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026