Realbar 

A Realbar is a four year old boy who is cute but mischievous, usually with chubby cheeks.

While you are squeezing his cheeks you shout it with your teeth clenched.

“Realbar!!!” I shouted while squeezing Bing’s chubby, rosy cheeks.

Realbar by Albietross April 6, 2019

RealPartyKid 

A person who is really about that party life! No matter what hour of day, they're ready to turn up to the maximum. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid in Central Los Angeles. They don't care if their mom died, they will party their butt off while crying!

Jacob: Whoa that guy is totally in the party scene!
Bill: Yeah he's a RealPartyKid.
Jacob: A what?
Bill: You know. One of those dudes who doesn't care and just let's himself get into the mood.
Jacob: Ah I may want to be a RealPartyKid.

RealPartyKid by Luther Blisette January 29, 2015

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

realtar 

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

realtar by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

Realgar 

Ass

Based on the mineral Realgar, Arsenic Sulfide (chemical formula AsS)

Have you seen his Realgar? He's got a dumptruck

Realgar by NotfromNH May 12, 2022

realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

Realtard 

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.

Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...

Realtard by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011