Realgar 

Ass

Based on the mineral Realgar, Arsenic Sulfide (chemical formula AsS)

Have you seen his Realgar? He's got a dumptruck

Realgar by NotfromNH May 12, 2022

RealPartyKid 

A person who is really about that party life! No matter what hour of day, they're ready to turn up to the maximum. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid in Central Los Angeles. They don't care if their mom died, they will party their butt off while crying!

Jacob: Whoa that guy is totally in the party scene!
Bill: Yeah he's a RealPartyKid.
Jacob: A what?
Bill: You know. One of those dudes who doesn't care and just let's himself get into the mood.
Jacob: Ah I may want to be a RealPartyKid.

RealPartyKid by Luther Blisette January 29, 2015

realgal 

That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.

I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.

realgal by suzgirl March 20, 2017

Realbar 

A Realbar is a four year old boy who is cute but mischievous, usually with chubby cheeks.

While you are squeezing his cheeks you shout it with your teeth clenched.

“Realbar!!!” I shouted while squeezing Bing’s chubby, rosy cheeks.

Realbar by Albietross April 6, 2019

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

realtar 

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

realtar by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009