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Reading Brail 

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
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reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.
Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"
reading braile by anonymous April 22, 2004

Like Reading Braille 

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.
"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

reading braille 

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.
i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.
reading braille by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006

Reading Braille 

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.
Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.
Reading Braille by PinYin62 October 5, 2017
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