Razor Blade
Razor Blade by Inanimate June 19, 2007
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Razor Blade
Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
Razor Blade by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020
razor blade shit
when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
razor blade shit by billy bats June 11, 2006
Razor blade Tuesday
The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.
Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me."
Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."
Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."
Razor blade Tuesday by hyraxe June 28, 2012
razor blade romance
A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.
Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.
Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.
Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."
Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."
Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."
razor blade romance by Emiiily November 14, 2007
Razor Blade Smile
1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
Razor Blade Smile by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004
razor blade blowjob
The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.
So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
razor blade blowjob by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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