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Rayness
Rayness, not to be confused by Gayness,
Is a condition when someone suddenly was "attacked" by cats.
Some Background Info:
Attacked is in quotations because cats never attack, they love. The cat shared their power with the Ray, the person benefited by Rayness, and he becomes a cat.
All cats were made like this since 289 BCE.
There is an original Ray, from 289 BCE. He currently resides in Buckingham Palace and can be met on Discord. Rumour is he spies for the cats in a server known as Leon's USSR. Very terrifying. I wouldn't want to be Leon.
Ray has special powers, due to his Rayness.
He has these specific powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor, Adoptive Muscle Memory, Body Part Substitution, Anatomical Liberation, Additional Limbs,
Organic Constructs, Defection, Replication, Invisibility, Laser Eyes, Transfiguration, and the Sonic Scream.
Rayness itself, now that we have covered the background info,
is the condition that occurs once you are attacked by cats. You become the most nicest person on Earth, giving people money, loving cats, and being an overall joy to even the most wretched people. Significant changes include, but are not limited to, loving cats, saying :c, >:c, ;c, c:, aaaaaa, yeye, yeap, and being immune to Melon Simpitis.
RAY IS THE CHAD.
People bow to Ray, the one with Rayness. Rayness is easily accessible by everyone to become a Ray.
Is a condition when someone suddenly was "attacked" by cats.
Some Background Info:
Attacked is in quotations because cats never attack, they love. The cat shared their power with the Ray, the person benefited by Rayness, and he becomes a cat.
All cats were made like this since 289 BCE.
There is an original Ray, from 289 BCE. He currently resides in Buckingham Palace and can be met on Discord. Rumour is he spies for the cats in a server known as Leon's USSR. Very terrifying. I wouldn't want to be Leon.
Ray has special powers, due to his Rayness.
He has these specific powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor, Adoptive Muscle Memory, Body Part Substitution, Anatomical Liberation, Additional Limbs,
Organic Constructs, Defection, Replication, Invisibility, Laser Eyes, Transfiguration, and the Sonic Scream.
Rayness itself, now that we have covered the background info,
is the condition that occurs once you are attacked by cats. You become the most nicest person on Earth, giving people money, loving cats, and being an overall joy to even the most wretched people. Significant changes include, but are not limited to, loving cats, saying :c, >:c, ;c, c:, aaaaaa, yeye, yeap, and being immune to Melon Simpitis.
RAY IS THE CHAD.
People bow to Ray, the one with Rayness. Rayness is easily accessible by everyone to become a Ray.
Ray: Haiiiiii
Bobert the Cat: Heyyy
Melon: Yo its Ray!
*Everyone*: Ay ray, my man
Mikhail: psst yo, spy on this guy
Leon: Not surprisingly, you have done exactly 92857345940392876298590105869 different tasks in 5 minutes. Impressive
Kass: Ray is a robot, confirmed
Matias: Word
Felix: RAY, Arrest that man
Yusuf: I wanna have Rayness
Bobbo: HI DAD!
Kimba: Bruh me too
Vasily: Ray my REDACTED
Snowflake: *sues Vasily*
Snowflake: I'll never sue Ray tho
Hokage: Ray, you must translate this.
Ray: I love Rayness, lemme give all of you some!
Bobert the Cat: Heyyy
Melon: Yo its Ray!
*Everyone*: Ay ray, my man
Mikhail: psst yo, spy on this guy
Leon: Not surprisingly, you have done exactly 92857345940392876298590105869 different tasks in 5 minutes. Impressive
Kass: Ray is a robot, confirmed
Matias: Word
Felix: RAY, Arrest that man
Yusuf: I wanna have Rayness
Bobbo: HI DAD!
Kimba: Bruh me too
Vasily: Ray my REDACTED
Snowflake: *sues Vasily*
Snowflake: I'll never sue Ray tho
Hokage: Ray, you must translate this.
Ray: I love Rayness, lemme give all of you some!
Rayness by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 30, 2020
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Rayliness • radliness • Rainessa • rageliness • railsiness • rantiness • Rayline • raylissa • Rayness • Raines Shuffle
rantiness
Noun.
the state or level of intensity perceived while expressing oneself, often in a passionate style of vocalization.
the state or level of intensity perceived while expressing oneself, often in a passionate style of vocalization.
rantiness by Damaged0110 April 21, 2018
railsiness
An individual's tendency to be railsy, to be uncontrollable of their actions which are completely reckless or quite simply being "off the rails". Being "off the rails" or loose, can mean wearing sunscreen when the sun isn't out or skipping class on a public holiday.
"Mate, I just went to school on a public holiday, rate my railsiness," said Steve."10/10 mate, you are off the rails," replied Dave.
railsiness by The Big Twig February 26, 2014
rageliness
the feeling of rage inside you feel when you know everyone's having some naughty fun with their significant other while you're engaging in trash talk playing online poker holding AA getting beat by 72 when turn and river is 2 and 2
I'm in love with my pharmacist, but she's getting banged by her boyfriend right now, while I'm getting high on Red Bull and Cough Syrup while getting insulted online by strangers pointing out my lack of poker skills on a saturday night. Im filled with rageliness right now, as usual
rageliness by Covert Rage February 27, 2021
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