The 'Rayban Effect' works with particularly with the males of our species. It is the instance in when a guy looks super fine while wearing a pair of rayban wayfarers, and in the act of removing them considerably lessens his appearance and 'coolness' factor.
The rayban effect is a modern problem for girls on the prowl, it is becoming increasingly harder to differentiate between true babes and guys under the rayban effect.
These men come under two categories, as seen below; with the option of mid range rayban effect as well.
High rayban effect: Hot with glasses, not without.
Low rayban effect: Hotness is simply ENHANCED with raybans, guy is still hot without.
Girl on the prowl no.1: "oh look at that babe there, high or low rayban effect??"
Girl on the prowl no.2: "Hmm..Potentially high I suggest we try get a profile view, it always helps."
Guy with rayban effect turns to side (and/or) removes sunglasses.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.