Raw-Dog Assassin

A Raw-Dog Assassin is a person who can quickly and effectively sneak it in sans condom. Usually perpetrated after hours in less than ideal settings with company equal to or less than that of Shady McPlastic Handle.

To RDA is to explore charted and uncharted waters alike, in a manner of reckless indecency.

My buddy Mitch is a Raw-Dog Assassin! He RDA'd that girl in an Outback Steakhouse restroom last night!

Raw-Dog Assassin by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012

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raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.

Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.

raw dog assassin by valigarmander August 1, 2012

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Rawdog Assassin

A ruthless invader of all territory moist and warm on a woman's body, sans latex, sheepskin, saran wrap or any of that other jive designing to interrupt the union of ones porksword from the succulent flesh of a woman's vagina or culito.

Mike-"Hey Chet, where you been the last week man?"
Chet-"Don't trip chocolate chip, I was up in the LBC straight runnin through the sheets"
Mike-"Word?"
Chet-"You know how I get down Charlie Brown, rawdog assassin all day on them sexy mamasitas"

Rawdog Assassin by Ryhmin'n'steezin April 11, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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