Ratward 

Uncle Edward as a rattle snake his rattle is his dick ratwards always travel in groups of five but when they feel threatened they suck each other off and play shrek bongos like a beta mexican male while he’s on his mexican stinky period

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Uncle Edward is a ratward

Ratward by Fishnuggets66 August 24, 2023

Ratward 

Uncle Edward as a rattle snake his rattle is his dick ratwards always travel in groups of five but when they feel threatened they suck each other off and play shrek bongos kike a beta Mexican male while he’s on his Mexican stinky period but if you encounter one it will try to suck you off but if you say no it will shake its rattle and run to try to do it again to somebody else.

Uncle Edward is a ratward.

Ratward by Fishnuggets66 August 25, 2023

ratard 

means the same as the word retard but makes you sound stupid saying it. (From the movie The Hangover)

Someone says something stupid, and you reply with you are a ratard.

ratard by simpatico000 October 6, 2009

Retward 

A person who is obsessed with the twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer, and will change their complete attitude due to this monstrosity.

Signs of retwardation are the following;

1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward

2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often

3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it

4) Will argue to the death for Twilight

If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.

Obsessed Tween-"Isn't Edward just amazing. I wish he was my boyfriend. Twilight is the best."
Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"

Retward by johannamushaboom June 19, 2009

Rakward 

An event that is both randomn and akward, usually but not always, in a sexual situation.

Asking about about Dorney Park when in the throes of a sexual situation would be Rakward.

Rakward by Stephanie Anne Brock November 5, 2006

ratware 

A malware software that when activated gives control of your computer to the host,

Due that paste bin link is probably RATware

ratware by DPRK Cyber Initiative August 6, 2018

Rattardo 

1. A mentally deficient simpleton with rodent like attributes.

2. A person who has succumbed to substance abuse; characterized by one or more continuously growing teeth and/or whisker-like facial hair.

1. Quit sniveling you sleazy Rattardo!

2. I just saw that Rattardo gnawing on a crack pipe.

Rattardo by Annamandabella November 14, 2011