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Rape horse 

THE TRUE HERO OF THE BERSERK SERIES. The dankest meme of the Berserk series. A horse from the Berserk (manga) series during the "Conviction Arc" who was possessed by some sort of evil spirit. The horse attempts to rape Farnese who attempts to mount the horse and get away. The possessed horse decides to mount her instead as it rises and stands menacingly over her, lowering its head and licking her face. Farnese's screams attract Guts' attention.He turns from his fight to see the horse lower its pelvis over Farnese, sporting an erection. His mind flashes to Casca's rape at the hands of Femto during the Eclipse, and his mind goes completely blank but for the rage he feels. He brings his sword down and beheads the horse in one swing, the sword hitting the ground at such an angle as Farnese remains uninjured.
Farnese: I order you! Allow me to mount you and get away from here!
Rape horse: Hell no!
Rape horse: I'm going to mount YOU!

Topkek Rape horse!!!!
Rape horse by Tedd July 4, 2018
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Horse Rape 

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.
IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.
Horse Rape by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

Horse Rape 

When you are raped by a horse.
HELP! I JUST RECIEVED Horse Rape FROM BLACK BEAUTY!
Horse Rape by Ropolio July 18, 2017

Piss like a racehorse 

Pee viciously, ferociously, long hard.
Drank so much water today, I'm gonna piss like a racehorse.

piss like a racehorse 

When you have to pee very bad!!
Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!
piss like a racehorse by Brandy March 25, 2004

shit like a racehorse 

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.
After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

Guatemalan Racehorse 

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.
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