Any of a suite of dodgy meat products purchased from a mobile eatery (e.g. a kebabvan owned by a man called Stelios) often found in car parks within close proximity to nightclubs.
I feel dead rough this morning. I think it must be that filthy ratburger I got from "KebabYe" on the way home from "Shades" last night.
South African slang Specific to JHB
The kind of guy that gets employed, gets the job done, gets enlisted
Someone you can trust to be in your corner and think on their feet A business development Savvy, sales Savvy bloke
A sharp dresser who closes deals
A Patrick of Randburg in a sentence
That's the iinda task for a Pat o' Randburg
Needing a Pat o' Randburg to get it done
He's not exactly a Randburg Pat, not sure he's the one for the task
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).