Rankophiliac

The name given to students in Owen Astrachan's CPS182 class at Duke University for ranking high on Google. This is modeled after Luis von Ahn's rankmaniac contest from 2 years ago.

Astrachan at Duke is a rankophiliac

find more details at rankophilia.dorm.duke.edu

Rankophiliac by THErankophiliac January 27, 2010

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Ringophiliac

A ringophiliac is a person obsessed with, turned on by, or sexually attracted to Ringo Starr.

"Dude, what is that guy fapping to?"

"It don't come easy."

"What a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "

"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I fapped to Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."

"Ringos nose turns me on."

"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."

Ringophiliac by ringophiliac May 14, 2014

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Rapeophiliac

Someone who engages in capturing, binding, and raping the living dead (i.e. zombies.

Dude, I pounded that corpse all fucking night. I'm such a rapeophiliac.

Rapeophiliac by Richard Slick October 12, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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