Rankophiliac

The name given to students in Owen Astrachan's CPS182 class at Duke University for ranking high on Google. This is modeled after Luis von Ahn's rankmaniac contest from 2 years ago.

Astrachan at Duke is a rankophiliac

find more details at rankophilia.dorm.duke.edu

by THErankophiliac January 27, 2010

Ringophiliac

A ringophiliac is a person obsessed with, turned on by, or sexually attracted to Ringo Starr.

"Dude, what is that guy fapping to?"

"It don't come easy."

"What a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "

"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."

-OR-

"Dude, I fapped to Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."

"Ringos nose turns me on."

"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."

by ringophiliac May 14, 2014

Rapeophiliac

Someone who engages in capturing, binding, and raping the living dead (i.e. zombies.

Dude, I pounded that corpse all fucking night. I'm such a rapeophiliac.

by Richard Slick October 12, 2008