Noun; Rangletazer (Rangle-Tazer). Object used in sexual acts, mostly sadistic bondage, high budget pornography. The object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict massive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a sexual stimulant, and severe burns.
Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.
"DUDE my cock got burnt the fuck off last night when Jenna got out the Rangletazer and zapped my junk!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.