Randick

-(n.) Random dick, regardless of the degree of paper-bagness or potential for STD's. The female version of "strange". Usually searched for by girls hopped up on Jaeger bombs, Jaegerbulls, or straight tequila, who are looking to forget a past lover, or just get a piece. Acquisition of randick often leads to blurry recounts of what really happened and, most definitely, regrets. Randick is found mostly at college parties and in bustling cities at night.

Stacy: Hey Betsy, are you ready to get shwasted!?

Betsy: Oh for hells yeah, girl! I am in desperate need of some randick!

Stacy: I agree, Jason was such ass to you. Some randick will get you over him ASAP!

by Spudrober December 17, 2008

Randick

- a word synonymous with:

- asshole

- prick

- irrational

- petty

- pompous

Etymology
- the origin of the word is unknown. However, scholars trace it back to an italian legend of the 14th century. The legend describes the tale of a pompous and gluttonous butcher, Randican III, who was dragged down to the third circle of hell where he is forced to eat Cerebrus' shit. Based on this info, scholars have hypothesized that the legend was heavily inspired by Dante's Inferno and that Randican III might be a parody or stand in for Ciacco the Hog.

Source: University of Bullshitery, Fucking

1. The last thing you would want from a person is for them to be completely randick about any situation.

2. Man, why do you always gotta act like a randick?

by IllegalPoptart February 10, 2021

Randwick

A suburb in south east Sydney known for being a psych ward in which every second cunt is a spinner - the suburb is also nicknamed “spinnerwick” and “crackheadville”. It’s postcode is 2031 excluding the pooftas in clovelly who for some retarded reason share the postcode with rando. also Ivan milat was born there

Adlay A:I’ve been trapping in the Alison private lodge, Randwick

by Ariel helwani February 4, 2020

Ranicking

Dancing off beat/tempo.

Dude... I love this song, let's get out on that dance floor and do some ranicking

by Adam Hobbs May 2, 2008

Randiculicious

Someone or something that is ridiculously delicious in a sexual manner. Simply irresistable.

Damn that girl is randiculicious.

by RMKOD June 18, 2011

Radick

An individual with a giant heart and an abundance of friends. Full of rhythm and rhyme, a Radick is a great dancer with bad-ass moves. One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet, a Radick is one-of-a-kind, loyal, sensual, and caring. He is the host with the most; Radick is where the party's at. He is a collector of accessories and toys. A Radick does not deny himself any of life's pleasures.

Girl: What's your New Year's Resolution?

Boy: To be more Radick.

by radrunes August 17, 2011

Randicapped

Adj.

1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.

It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.

by Tromboned October 29, 2009