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Spittin Randies
The act of one randomly jizzing in their pants. It doesn't matter if this person is alone, sees a lady with great ideas, or in a circle of men (if your into that).
Spittin Randies by Sir Spits a lot..of randies August 3, 2010
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Randice • randiceous • Randie • Randichod • Randick • Randied • Randic • Randical • Randicapped • Randicia
Ranice
Talented. Funny. Dangerous when seriously offended. Supportive. Too trusting. Adorable. Did I mention funny? I meant punny. Self-deprecating. Can go to extreme levels on both sides--- selfless and selfish, tranquil, then a tempest. Reasonable and sensible, then wonderfully awry and wild. Falling to pieces before she rises again, no cracks at her sides. Spitting fire and pain and frustration about those around her. Before she settles and slumps into quiet, enduring loyalty.
High pitched voice, that one can recognise from a mile away. It goes a little like 'AHHHHHHHH'. Other catchphrases include a muttered 'jfc' with a shake of her head.
Likes to shake her hair out a lot, if you didn't know that already.
A wonderful coder. Diabolic schemer. A tough but to crack. Beautiful. Complicated. Or maybe not so much.
She falls in love like she breathes.
Infuriating, and so, so lovely.
High pitched voice, that one can recognise from a mile away. It goes a little like 'AHHHHHHHH'. Other catchphrases include a muttered 'jfc' with a shake of her head.
Likes to shake her hair out a lot, if you didn't know that already.
A wonderful coder. Diabolic schemer. A tough but to crack. Beautiful. Complicated. Or maybe not so much.
She falls in love like she breathes.
Infuriating, and so, so lovely.
Ranice is a good person.
Ranice by I write about all of you December 22, 2014
Randiculicious
Randiculicious by RMKOD June 18, 2011
Randick
-(n.) Random dick, regardless of the degree of paper-bagness or potential for STD's. The female version of "strange". Usually searched for by girls hopped up on Jaeger bombs, Jaegerbulls, or straight tequila, who are looking to forget a past lover, or just get a piece. Acquisition of randick often leads to blurry recounts of what really happened and, most definitely, regrets. Randick is found mostly at college parties and in bustling cities at night.
Randie
A beautiful, intelligent girl with an open heart and mind. Randie's are usually sarcastic, as we've had to deal with people comparing our names to the guys version, 'Randy', our whole lives. It gave us the quality of a quick comeback, something we're proud of. Randie's are unique, rare, and extremely lovable. Someone to be cherished.
Randie by MissRandie December 9, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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