Randell Effect

When a really ugly dude somehow attracts and fucks a super hot chick.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear Herbert fucked Stacy at Liam's party?

Guy 2: Yeah man, how the fuck did that ugly fucker land such a hot chick?

Guy 1: It's simple my friend, he practices the Randell Effect.

Randell Effect by RandellFan12 April 29, 2019

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The Randall Effect

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect

Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

The Randall Effect by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015

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Randella Effect

The unusual phenomenon where once that friend who always bitches leaves the call, the other participants of the call are met with immense luck.

Guy 1: Dude how the fuck did you win all those games all of a sudden?
Guy 2: I guess I've just been blessed with the Randella Effect

Randella Effect by RandelaCandelaMandelaUmbrela March 21, 2021

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Randella Effect

The unusual phenomenon where once that friend who always bitches leaves the call, the other participants of the call are met with immense luck.

Guy 1: dude how the fuck did you win all those games all of a sudden?
Guy 2: i guess ive just been blessed with the Randella Effect

Randella Effect by BigFat_0 March 22, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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