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Ranchers for Rabbits 

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.
1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers 

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers 

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”

jolly ranchers 

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.
mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

Jolly Ranchers 

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."
Jolly Ranchers by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016

Flower Ranchers

The ship name between TangoTek, Smajor, and Jimmy. Jimmy and Scott are Flower husbands, Tango and Jimmy are the Rancher duo. Put them together boom Flower Ranchers
Person 1: Hey, man have you seen the fics about Tango, Scott and Jimmy?

Person 2: You mean Flower Ranchers? Yea I have
Flower Ranchers by Skylight2424 September 1, 2022