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Ramsition 

Noun

1. The process in which someone changes quickly and erratically from one story to another with no regard for the listener or having any intention of finishing the original story or thought.

Verb

1. To veer so far from your original intended thought or story that the people listening to said story have no actual fucking idea what the original intended thought was and neither do you.
“No one really wanted him to finish the story about the feed store that Elvis’s aunt had before the ramsition anyway.”
Ramsition by Free the man April 26, 2020
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rambation 

An idea or plan, generally absurd
Person A: "Tomorrow is the day I'm gonna grow wings and fly to the moon."
Person B: "Now what kind of a rambation is that?"
rambation by Marty Speilburg April 19, 2018

ratitional 

Dumbass mispelling of "Rational"

wordrational/word
ratitional by Anonymous November 4, 2003
An Asian person that looks like an raisin or a smart Asian that has a weird facial expressions.
He is a Rastion.
Rastion by That one person? March 8, 2009
The combination of Ambition and Rambunctious.

Ambition+Rambunctious=Rambition.
Rambunctiously Ambitious.

Ambitiously Rambunctious.
Did you hear about President Obama? He had huge Rambition to spy on us via telephone.
rambition by RambitiousRyan January 1, 2014

california ramstien 

A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.
Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.

ratitional 

Refers to the word "rational" when translated into Bushims.
It is only ratitional to have a streegic plan to take over a nation. Otherwise, you look like a bumdass.
ratitional by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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