bob_the_russian's definitions
1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.
2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.
3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.
3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the divorcemug. 1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the 5 second rulemug. The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the Law of Large Numbersmug. Used by certain dark skinned people of African descent as well as obscenely annoying light skinned people descended from northern New Jersey. Replaces punctuation in a sentence.
A comma is used to separate parts of a sentence nigga holla but a period comes at the end of one bitch HOLLAAA
by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003
Get the hollamug. Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.
by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003
Get the gellin like a felonmug. A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the ZZ Topmug. More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug.