holla

Used by certain dark skinned people of African descent as well as obscenely annoying light skinned people descended from northern New Jersey. Replaces punctuation in a sentence.

A comma is used to separate parts of a sentence nigga holla but a period comes at the end of one bitch HOLLAAA

by bob_the_russian November 04, 2003

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003

gellin like a felon

Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.

Cop 1: Boy, that Winona Ryder sure looked calm in court.
Cop 2: She was gellin like a felon!

by bob_the_russian November 04, 2003

ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003

ratitional

Refers to the word "rational" when translated into Bushims.

It is only ratitional to have a streegic plan to take over a nation. Otherwise, you look like a bumdass.

by bob_the_russian November 04, 2003

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003

murphy's law

More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.

by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003