The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.
Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Used by certain dark skinned people of African descent as well as obscenely annoying light skinned people descended from northern New Jersey. Replaces punctuation in a sentence.
A comma is used to separate parts of a sentence nigga holla but a period comes at the end of one bitch HOLLAAA
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003