bob_the_russian's definitions

gellin like a felon

Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.

Cop 1: Boy, that Winona Ryder sure looked calm in court.
Cop 2: She was gellin like a felon!

by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003

holla

Used by certain dark skinned people of African descent as well as obscenely annoying light skinned people descended from northern New Jersey. Replaces punctuation in a sentence.

A comma is used to separate parts of a sentence nigga holla but a period comes at the end of one bitch HOLLAAA

by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003

ratitional

Refers to the word "rational" when translated into Bushims.

It is only ratitional to have a streegic plan to take over a nation. Otherwise, you look like a bumdass.

by bob_the_russian November 4, 2003

nerd level

Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.

Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.

Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

divorce

1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.

2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.

3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003