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just jacking off/masturbating into a mic
lots of spicy asmrtists do this
person 1: did you listen to u/tombanter’s new audio?
person 2: which one?
person 1: the ramblefap one
person 2:oh yeah lol
ramblefap by i’m addicting November 18, 2020
Words you can keep
A type of audio porn where the performer masturbates and records it. Literally, RAMBLE (e.g. talking a sexual fantasy or describing how they are touching themself) + FAP (jerking off, moaning, and usually orgasming). Commonly found on erotic audio hubs like reddit's r/gonewildaudio.
"Hey, did you hear the new ramblefap your fave VA just put up on GWA? "
"Yeah, their moans sounded so hot."
Ramblefap by audioluvr October 9, 2023

RambleFuck 

A ramblefuck is when a group of four or more people try to have individual conversations with each other and get all mixed up and forget what they were originally talking about.
I was having a conversation with my friend when the other two people having a conversation joined in and combined both conversations and then all of a sudden no one knew what was being talked about, which created a complete RambleFuck.
RambleFuck by MakenziAndRussell September 9, 2016

ramblefuckery 

A style of public speech used by politicians that don't have anything valuable to say but feel the need to fill the air with stream-of-consciousness thought vomit. Ramblefuckery is often marked by the heavy use of propaganda and sound bites.
President Trump’s ramblefuckery has given me a migraine headache.
ramblefuckery by synapsica June 5, 2020

ramplefartingzombiesexargh 

When ramplefartingzombiesexargh occurs, it usually means that zombies are rampling and farting at the same time while having sex and screaming argh like a pirate.
Oh man, that guy just ramplefartingzombiesexarghed himself!

rabbleface

rabbleface: a person who acts like they are from another planet because they are just lost and retarded
"stop being a rabbleface."
rabbleface by Mmrl August 28, 2006

rambleambledoopop 

i just ate some rambleambledoopop
rambleambledoopop by gilly2 July 29, 2003
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