Generally describes a rather sad individual, who continually fucks up their life beyond comprehension by repeatedly engaging in reckless juvenile behavior that is consistent with delinquents 10-15 years younger than themselves. A true Ramalamadindog engages in these epic failures despite being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and relishes in any opportunity to brag to their friends (i.e. former friends) via Facebook status updates and Away Messages about fictional conquests that are preposterous and altogether unbelievable.
Vik: Yo kid, I just got a new job...it's so ill, it's way better yourz nucka. I'm makin 80,000 bones a year now son...plus comish...so trill! G'd out! fuck yea!!
Vik: Yeahhhh boyeee! I am so effing great! Oh yeah, and I am going to Vegas, got that shizz comped foo! Are you jealous or what?
J-Riz: Nah, man...that's just some Ramalamadingdong. You know you just caught a beatdown from a midget and lost your job at the cheese factory. Please take me off your contact list. UNSUBSCRIBE!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.