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Rainbowner 

"I was trying to special my table but like everyone else in the dining room they were stroking their rainbowners."
Rainbowner by Chance Tripper December 5, 2011

Rainbowed 

(rān′bō′ éd)

When a doof's atmosphere elevates to such an extreme level that it causes the releases of natural endorphins in the brain. These endorphins, combined with the enriched nature of your soul and a mixture of substances as copious as they are numerous, combine into an potent cocktail causing a blissfully euphoric emotional state in which one's identity and conscience merge into the festivals collective-being. Often expressed by dancing.
I was at Rainbow Serpent Festival with the rework crew last year, everyone was so rainbowed.

dusty rainshower 

During the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman in the missionary position, right before reaching orgasm, the man will quickly pull out, spin around, park his ass right above the face of his lover, and begin to fart repeatedly while climaxing and spraying his semen up into the air so it rains down over his lover's breasts, stomach, and pelvis.
I took this fat nasty home from the bar last night, she said she wanted to rim me, instead I just gave her an unexpected dusty rainshower. She chuckled heartily.

Rainblowjob

When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!
Rainblowjob by Slydog11 November 1, 2019

rainboner 

Elton John had a rather apparent rainboner during his last performance.
rainboner by pinkpanties24 November 2, 2011

Reading Rainbowed 

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."
Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
Reading Rainbowed by 13th May 7, 2011