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Raging monkey 

clip all your pubic hairs and gather in a zip lock bag, cum in the face of a girl, then pull out the bag of pubic hair and toss it at her face. thus, infuriating her to chase after you with her arms wailing
if you want to get back at a girl, cum in her face, throw the pubic hair at her and run like hell! cause now a raging monkey is chasing you!
Raging monkey by ben pon March 25, 2008
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Burmese Raping Monkey 

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

monkey raping shit eater 

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement

anal hole raping butt monkey 

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole
Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey

monkey raping 

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back
is it just me or is he monkey raping you
monkey raping by flameinhell October 25, 2006
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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