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I'm not being racist, but 

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.

being racist and homophobic 

being racist shows how you like race cars and being homophobic shows how you like the homies
I am a very good racist man and my i like my homies so this makes me being racist and homophobic

how to stop someone from being racist 

• slap them every time they do it

• tell them to stop
• seduce them

• kiss them

• punch the fuck out of them

• slap them run away and slap them again
someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist

Thank You For Not Being a Racist 

A word of gratitude from a green man
Thank You For Not Being a Racist

Being called racist 

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.
Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."
Being called racist by Hym Iam April 1, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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