Ryan's World Famous French Toast (noun). A sacred, borderline cult-level dish crafted by Ryan Hoover—chef, enigma, low-carbohydrate wizard. Whispers of its fakebutter-y perfection and alternative-sugar swagger have reached near-religious status. Only prepared for people he deems “worthy,” which mostly includes his girlfriend and maybe a dog from Rover who he locked eyes with once in a moment of spiritual clarity. Rumored side effects include seeing God via food-induced hallucinations, reversal of generational trauma, and involuntary loud moaning.
by mirrorball1008 April 30, 2025
Ryan's World Famous French Toast (noun). A sacred, borderline cult-level dish crafted by Ryan Hoover—chef, enigma, low-carbohydrate wizard. Whispers of its fakebutter-y perfection and alternative-sugar swagger have reached near-religious status. Only prepared for people he deems “worthy,” which mostly includes his girlfriend and maybe a dog from Rover who he locked eyes with once in a moment of spiritual clarity. Rumored side effects include seeing God via food-induced hallucinations, reversal of generational trauma, and involuntary loud moaning.
by mirrorball1008 April 30, 2025
Ryan's World Famous French Toast (noun). A sacred, borderline cult-level dish crafted by Ryan Hoover - chef, enigma, low-carb wizard. Whispers of its fakebutter-y perfection and alternate-sugar swagger have reached near-religious status. Only prepared for people he deems "worthy", which mostly includes his gf and maybe a dog from Rover who he bonded with in a moment of spiritual clarity. Rumored side effects include seeing god via food-induced hallucinations, reversal of generational trauma, and involuntary loud moaning.
by mirrorball1008 May 01, 2025