The occult that believes in loving clowns.
They typically get together once a year and sing "Marry had a little lamb" and cover themselves in the blood of a sacrificed virgin baby Lamb.
Although insane, they can be a very kind people, noble and wise.
But do not get on their bad side. They will haunt your dreams.
I was at the old Rushum place, I seemed to have lost all dignity
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).