Rule 70 

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.

Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.

Rule 70 by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023

RULE 70 

When peeing in a urinal, if one does not flush, any witnesses are entitled to one ball shot on the non-flusher!! This goes for girls as well.

Rule 70: Flush or lose your balls.....simple as that.

RULE 70 by beiber_hater November 17, 2010

Rule 70 

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy

Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang

Rule 70 by ThatCrazyGuy November 19, 2010

70 percent rule 

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”

Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”

70 percent rule by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024

The rule of the 70’s gremlin 

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

The rule of the 70’s gremlin by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025

70/30 rule 130% 

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India

Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom

70/30 rule 130% by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

Rule 708 

Rule 708 states to never go back to an ex-partner. They’re an ex for a reason, no apology or “life-changing” event will change that fact that you both hated each other for some time after you split. That hatred will always be there and you’ll both hold the breakup against each other even if you don’t realize it. The relationship the second time around isn’t love, it’s lust.

“My ex called me today talking about how she wanted to get back together, saying it was all a big mistake and she’s sorry”

“Don’t do it, remember Rule 708”

Rule 708 by KTMC2022 February 13, 2023