RULE 70

When peeing in a urinal, if one does not flush, any witnesses are entitled to one ball shot on the non-flusher!! This goes for girls as well.
Rule 70: Flush or lose your balls.....simple as that.
by beiber_hater November 15, 2010
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Rule 70

Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.
Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.
by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023
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Rule 70

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy
Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang
by ThatCrazyGuy November 17, 2010
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The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.
Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.
by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025
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