Adding a few more letters is long overdue: Rolling On The Floor, Shitting My Pants, And Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAO… don’t forget your heart pills… I wouldn’t want to be responsible for an expensive trip to a hospital when you have such shitty and expensive healthcare… after all, if you went bankrupt, I’d never get an opportunity for a laugh like this one…
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).