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"rolling on the floor shitting" is derived from ROTFL - "rolling on the floor laughing."
Last night, I apparently drank entirely too many King Cobras and ended up ROTFS.
ROTFS by fred savage October 20, 2003
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Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.
Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM
ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010
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ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

rofsbmnhfltm 

Rolling On the Floor Screaming Because My Nuts Hurt From Laughing Too Much.
After a long day in lunch, Michael and Jason were rofsbmnhfltm-ing at the creation of the acronym.
rofsbmnhfltm by Jasozan March 4, 2010
Rolling On Floor Slaying Pussy.

this is the act of rolling on the floor while having sex with a women/cat.
Dude Sam is so off the heazy he ROFSP every day.
ROFSP by Sam Kelly 0432806055 September 29, 2010
If you're a "Troll" or "Trolling" on the internet, then you're a "Rolfsen", or a "Trolfsen"

Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.
Damn I felt like Rolfsen yesterday when Blizzard banned me.

or

Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.

Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?

Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)
Rolfsen by Professional troll. September 19, 2012
Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.
I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.
ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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