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ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: whos there
Wong: boo
Chong: boo hoo
Wong: well you dont have to cry about it
Chong: ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT !!11! !

roflmaowasomh 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off With A Sombrero On My Head.
Used on MSN and other networking sites.
Person 1: Woah, that is so funny!
Person 2: ROFLMAOWASOMH!
roflmaowasomh by lisaaaar August 10, 2009

ROFLMAOWTIME 

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes
Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.
ROFLMAOWTIME by Tom April 3, 2003

ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes and shit in my pants.
ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP by Anonymous January 2, 2003

roflmaoasc 

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
roflmaoasc by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

roflmaowlsiaowposaane 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while licking someones intestine and ovaries while peeing on somones asshole and naked emus
urmom:whats up
me: the sky
urmom: roflmaowlsiaowposaane
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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