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The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.
I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!
Roffels by Grey December 20, 2004
Words you can keep
An attempt to pronounce the acronym ROFL as a word.
roffel, that was 2 funny 4 me!
Roffel by KYX! February 6, 2003

ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.
"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."

ROFFLESTOMP by Montague2008 March 26, 2008

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)
Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*

roffles my waffles 

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003
what l33t hax0rs eat for breakfast.
leggo my eggo, n00b!!!11 those are MY roffles!!!11
roffles by Hay-z December 24, 2003

roffles waffles 

1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle
Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub
roffles waffles by binski July 21, 2005
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B)
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