robbins

the act of spreading peanut butter upon ones genitals in order to pursuade an animal, such as a dog, to lick the affected area in order to simulate oral sex.

I'm so horny right now, i think ill get my dog to robbins me

by BlatantDisregard January 19, 2009

Robbins House

One of the four female dorms at Milton Academy- a prestigious prep school in Massachusetts. With a maximum occupancy of 40 girls, Robbins is home to a combination of freshman, sophomore, junior and senior boarding girls. It is the sister dorm of the best boys dorm- Forbes House, and is by virtue of location, structure, and occupants, the best girls dorm at Milton. Since its founding as a girls dorm a few decades ago, it has developed a school-wide reputation for being the 'hot dorm' or the 'popular dorm'. Robbins girls, as they are called, do indeed live up to this reputation because year after year they represent some of the most good-looking girls at school. There is a certain kind of connotation when you refer to a girl as being a Robbins girl. Both boarder and day student boys love the Robbins girls and thus being able to sit on one of the benches on the Robbins porch is considered a rite of passage. Not surprisingly, the other three female dorms at Milton Academy (Centre, Hallowell, and Goodwin) are not big fans of Robbins girls, and there is a jealous rivalry between the four.

Although all boarders at Milton Academy have pride for their respective dorms, Robbins girls have the most dorm pride. This can be attributed to the fact that Robbins has more traditions and more unity within the girls than any other dorm. The girls may be attractive and hot, but that does not translate into them being bitchy and catty girls. In fact, they are known to be the most sister-like dorm at school and have a tendency to loyally stand by each other. However, this pride and unity gives off the impression that they are clique-y, and this is another reason why Robbins House is notorious among other girls dorms at Milton Academy.

If you were to go to a party on the weekend, the only boarder girls that would be there, would probably be Robbins seniors and juniors. They are well-connected among the school and are even sometimes friends with the DSGs. That is not to say ofcourse that they are like the DSGs, because their loyalties definitely lie in the dorm above eveything else.

Boy 1 : (excitedly) "Guess where I was last night!!"
Boy 2 : "Where?"
Boy 1 : "The Robbins House porch!"
Boy 2 : "You lucky son-of-a-bitch!"

by anonymously anonymous Milton Academy alumni October 30, 2007

robbins house

The dorm at Milton Academy where you go if you want to find a hot girl. Honestly. They are all chill and love eachother.

Their reputation as the "crazy, but beautiful" really summarizes who they all are. CRAZY and love to have fun and run around, and definatly beautiful.

Pretty much- if you're a guy who wants a fun chase and a hot chick, or a girl who wants a chill loyal friend, go to Milton Academy and find ROBBINS HOUSE smack inbetween Forbes (the best guy dorm) and Wolcott (hm)

1) "Holy sh*t how are they so hot?! Can I PLEASE take one home with me?!"
2) "Um, can i LIVE in robbins?"
----um, no, that sucks you live in hallowell! (sad)

by Robbins is HOT February 28, 2005

Marty Robbins

One of the if not the best country singers ever...of all time, he was best known for his western/cowboy type songs. Unfortunately Marty died at the young age of 57 from his third heart attack.

If you want a good Marty Robbins song look up big iron, Mr Shorty or Utah Carol

by The Ranger October 26, 2017

Three Bony Robbins

Three males and a female will engage in a sexual cumotion. Materials you will need: a live American Robin (or fresh American Robin egg), and a can of live worms. At least one of the males will need to have a full colon of feces. The endeavor begins with the first male (the one with the full colon) defecating inside of the female's vagina, followed by the live American Robin being holstered into her anus, and finally the can of worms shall be loaded into her oral cavity. Up to this point, everything has been preparation for the actual act: Three Bony Robbins. After these preliminary steps have been take each male chooses a cavity to penetrate with his erect penis. Each male continues until ejaculation. The process is not fully completed until the female has excreted the entire American Robin in her succeeding bowel movement.

How 'bout we grab some drinks, two other guys, and head back to my place and Three Bony Robbins.

by Robin Self December 8, 2014

Arizona Robbins

Cutest dimples face human you will ever meet. Her super magic smile lights up the whole world. Her poundcake will make you explode. She's a good man in a storm. The love of her life will forever be Calliope.

Person: she looks like a Arizona Robbins

by Greysanatomy August 6, 2015

tom robbins

Best author ever, without exception. Met mild fame when his second book "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" was made into a movie, but really didn't care. His books are seen as more a form of poetry than fiction by some, and not dependant on his twisted but brilliant plots. His writing style is simultaneously intellectual and immature, high-brow and low-brow, snobby and perfectly willing to dabble in all our human flaws.

Tom Robbins is depressing to read, because I'll never be able to write like that.

by jammoe October 10, 2005