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rip you a new one 

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
rip you a new one by Beggi April 29, 2007

rip you a new asshole 

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.

rip you open like a phonebook 

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam
"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

rip you out 

Another word for "have fun with you"
If a girl says it to a guy, means when the girl goes crazy over the guy, "messing" about with him ;)
Girl - Hey boy, would you let me rip you out?
Boy - OooOoo Go ahead girll
rip you out by Vamp- March 10, 2009

im going to rip you a new ass hole 

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

You rip stick? 

Brad: Yo bro what flavor pod you got?
**Chad rips stick**
Chad: Mint obviously you rip stick?
**Brad says yes and rips stick**
You rip stick? by dmoze November 14, 2018