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ringtone 

The worse thing ever to be created.
If you own ringtone, check with your doctor. You may be a dumbass.
ringtone by dehidral767 July 1, 2005

ringtone 

Simply put, a waste of time and money, ESPECIALLY the ones from that terrible TERRIBLE company called Jamster. Anyone who obsesses over something so stupid should be shot in the head, and crapped on.
"omgz lookit mah new Crazy Frog ringtone yo!1!"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!" *shoots dumbass, then smashes phone*
ringtone by SomeBadJOKE September 26, 2007

Ringtone 

A derogatory response toward a person who makes generic remarks often associated with television and mass media. Deriving from the fact that the generic remark is so overused you can buy it as a ringtone for your phone.
G. Talk to the hand etc..
R. Yeah, ringtone!
G. Whatever minger etc..
R. Yeah, ringtone!
G. Am i bovered.
R. yep, ringtone!
Ringtone by Dan Air January 6, 2006

ringtone 

the timbre of one's fart
he stood there so proud
his ringtone was loud
"i'm forever blowing bubbles"
wafted into the crowd.
"well done kev!"
ringtone by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

Ringtone Trauma 

The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.

Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"

Ringtone DJ 

A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.
Jordan: Hey, Ringtone DJ, I don't wanna hear your tones. Stop showing off, jackass.

Ringtone DJ: Hey, do you like this one? It's "I Wanna 1-2-1 With You"