A person who replaces a friend who is of the female species with another of similar species. A typical example of a replacer would be one Eoin O'Sullivan. Recently he replaced Carol Tully with Aislinn Mahon in one swift movement.They now enjoy lunch dates on a regular basis, what a complete bellend!
It was a LOL riot
It was a LOL riot
Eoin 'The Replacer' O'Sullivan
by John China May 6, 2010
Get the Replacer mug.A replacer is a friend who can only have one best friend at a time. So one day, they're best friends with one person. And if they see a new person walk by who seems nice they go meet them. Just like that, the previous best friend gets replaced. Or kicked to the curb, if you will.
"Hey Replacer." said Maya. "Replacer? Why are you calling me a replacer? I don't replace people." said Raymond. "Oh really? We were best friends until you met Muziq. I got replaced. By you."
by YassBoss July 17, 2017
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A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.
by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023
Get the Lightbulb replacer mug.n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).
Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"
by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006
Get the Replacement hipster mug.Kid 1: Yo I heard Brittany is single now. True?
Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.
Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.
by guylafleur June 11, 2010
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"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
by World Class Organization January 21, 2015
Get the replace the divots mug.A seminal alternative rock band from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; one of the driving forces behind the 1980's alternative rock scene who helped pave the way for grunge bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam.
Fronted by Paul Westerberg, the band formed in 1979 and broke up in 1991. The original members were Paul Westerberg (vocals/guitar), Bob Stinson (guitar), Tommy Stinson (bass) and Chris Mars (drum). In 1985, after the release of their fourth album, "Tim" (widely considered their best album), Bob Stinson was kicked out of the band and replaced by Minneapolis guitarist Slim Dunlap.
They were also referred to jokingly as "the 'Mats", from "the Placemats", which was what a detractor joked their name was.
Fronted by Paul Westerberg, the band formed in 1979 and broke up in 1991. The original members were Paul Westerberg (vocals/guitar), Bob Stinson (guitar), Tommy Stinson (bass) and Chris Mars (drum). In 1985, after the release of their fourth album, "Tim" (widely considered their best album), Bob Stinson was kicked out of the band and replaced by Minneapolis guitarist Slim Dunlap.
They were also referred to jokingly as "the 'Mats", from "the Placemats", which was what a detractor joked their name was.
Joe: "The Replacements are the best band EVER!"
Lucas: "Hahaha, isn't that a movie?"
Joe: *Slaps Lucas*
Lucas: "Ow! What was that for?"
Joe: "You're an asshole. And that movie sucks ass!"
Lucas: "Hahaha, isn't that a movie?"
Joe: *Slaps Lucas*
Lucas: "Ow! What was that for?"
Joe: "You're an asshole. And that movie sucks ass!"
by Riverboy April 17, 2006
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