relations

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.

Shall we have relations?

by NDR December 16, 2005

jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

sexual relations

Bill Clinton didn't have 'em with Monica L.

Accordin' to himself

by Pwn20r2!!! May 13, 2005

Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009