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These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.
"When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..."
Records by The Cream Filling September 22, 2005
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records went platinum 

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors
“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
records went platinum by Bangswell October 23, 2023

Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"
9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"

Hi or Hey Records 

A record label created by 4 Aussie band members belonging to the band 5 Seconds of Summer. The name originates from the 5SOS Celebrity Love Doctor interview and can also be heard at the end of their Wherever You Are music video.
5SOS: Hi/Hey we're 5 Seconds of Summer!

Ashton: Is it hi or hey?

Michael: IS IT HI OR HEY?!

Thus leading to the name of Hi or Hey Records.
Hi or Hey Records by lrh's wife. January 27, 2014

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

Stones Throw Records 

California underground hip-hop label created by producer/DJ Peanut Butter Wolf in 1996
Stones Throw Records' roster includes Lootpack, Oh No, Medaphoar, and Declaime
Stones Throw Records by TrebleHead January 20, 2005

Ruthless Records 

Independent Record Label under Priority Records that was owned by the late Eazy-E. Had many great acts on its roster including, NWA, Dr. Dre, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Ice Cube, MC Ren, Michel'le, The D.O.C, & Eazy-E himself. The label is still in business but after the death of Eazy-E it was left to his wife Tomica Woods Wright, who had basically run the label dead into the ground
Ruthless Records
RIP Eazy-E
Ruthless Records by Ruthless G December 3, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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