recordsexual

A hippie ir audiophile that loves vinyl records so much that they have developed an intimate and sexual relationship with them.

1. Is that hippie gay or straight?
2. No, he’s recordsexual. He fucks records.

recordsexual by A Team 100/Memelous Fan February 11, 2024

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Retardsexual

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it

-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual

Retardsexual by The Real Dababy’s baby’s baby November 15, 2021

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Retardsexual

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.

"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"

Retardsexual by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020

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Retardsexual

A person who feels the need to put labels on themselves, to make up for the empty void of their personality, and will say offensive things about you but will cry if anyone says anything remotely offensive about them.

“Hey man, have you met that fatherless dream Stan?”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”

Retardsexual by Umbassa July 23, 2022