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recordsexual

A hippie ir audiophile that loves vinyl records so much that they have developed an intimate and sexual relationship with them.
1. Is that hippie gay or straight?
2. No, he’s recordsexual. He fucks records.
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Retardsexual 

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it
-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual
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Retardsexual 

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.
"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"
Retardsexual by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020

Retardsexual 

A person who feels the need to put labels on themselves, to make up for the empty void of their personality, and will say offensive things about you but will cry if anyone says anything remotely offensive about them.
“Hey man, have you met that fatherless dream Stan?”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
Retardsexual by Umbassa July 23, 2022

retardsexual 

When you can see any retarded being in the world and be attracted to it
I think Doug over there is retardsexual, he can't get the retard out of his head!
retardsexual by nzaos September 6, 2020

Retardsexual 

When your sexuality consists of any other sexuality other than heterosexual.
Hey, have you heard that Liz is a Retardsexual
Retardsexual by TwomadMeme September 25, 2021

Retardsexual 

Person 1: Im a retardsexual
Person 2: Congrats you're a failure
Retardsexual by ABBAS!!! -shawarma man September 12, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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