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A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.
1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"
Robjob by DasGuenter October 29, 2020
Related Words
RAOBJ • robjob • rabjab • rabjot • roobjoob • Rabja • Rabjam • Rabjeet • Rabjones • Raojka
The act of receiving an erotic enema dispensed with craft beer.
1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"
Robjob by GeunterMcBeunter October 29, 2020

Robjectify 

Perving, ogling, UNFing, objectifying the ethereal physical beauty of Robert Pattinson, usually in response to a UNF picture or gif of Rob. Most commonly used as a hashtag on Twitter and Tumblr.
Rob's thighs are so loooooooong, hnnnnnngg. #Robjectify
Robjectify by Calihi27 November 17, 2012

Robjn Taylor 

A film maker based near Whistler, British Columbia. Known for seemingly random humor and strange filming techniques, such as shooting an entire film upside-down.
Robjn Taylor: Where... do... the possums... go? What does that mean?

robjacked 

Being so fat it gives off the appereance of buffness, flubber disguised as muscle
"yo bro that kids friggin jacked...robjacked"

"Dude he weighs like 400 pounds, he bleeds gravy"

"Bro he'll fuk up your face up so bad you'll be malude"

"ew"
robjacked by d vengeance October 8, 2006

christy robjob 

When you're masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named Christy runs in and steals your penis away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.
Bro I was totally beating it the other day and I got Christy Robjobed... took that big summbitch out my hand and finished it off for me.... she wasn't as good as me though.
christy robjob by Cody Bustaloady September 5, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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