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RANDY HAND 

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND
MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH
RANDY HAND by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008
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Randy Handy 

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

Handy Randy 

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.
Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.
Handy Randy by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

rando hando 

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
rando hando by master.blaster July 17, 2009

randyland 

A creative and colorful place created by a guy named Randy. Randy is extremely positive and at the same time a little cooky. Randyland is all diy’s made by Randy. Randyland is in a little neighborhood in Pittsburgh.
We should go to Randyland while we are in Pittsburgh!
randyland by Octavia_100 December 23, 2019

Randydandy 

Usually a drunkards way of saying somethings cool!
Wow, ain't that randydandy?
Randydandy by zhaditya March 1, 2023
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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