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R.A.B.S. 

Simply

R=Random
A=Ass
B=Boner
S=Syndrome
I got a huge R.A.B.S. right as soon as I stood up.

This R.A.B. is gonna make me look like a perv!
R.A.B.S. by E-Buck May 12, 2008

C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.
Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.
C.R.A.B.S. by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. 

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.
She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.
B.A.S.T.A.R.D. by Who I am October 23, 2007

A.R.B.Y.(S)

An acronym for "A Random Boner" (It can also be plural)
"Hey tom, I'm thinking A.R.B.Y.(S)"
A.R.B.Y.(S) by snowing down under November 18, 2011