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Rōblox

A game that was developed in 1997, alpha tested in 2004, and then released in 2005.

Used to have a decent community and some decent games back in 2006 - early 2015 Where you can build your own game and play with your friends.

Now filled with annoying fucking shitheaded 6 - 10 year old pussies who rage too much and call you a hacker when you kill them with a linked sword using shiftlock. They can't even take one fucking joke and they have absolutely NO proper grammar that you can't even understand the shit they are saying. They now call you a Noob even though they are too much of a shithead to even know what a noob really is. Even the company now makes terrible updates due to their only focus: The motherfucking money. Now filled with spambots programmed by some kid with no life whatsoever. HELL, even there are disgusting motherfuckers in roblox who online date, do child predation, and do retarded inappropriate stuff. fucking bitches -_-

Even the front page is now filled with shitty games like Jailbreak, MeepCity, etc.
There are even clickbait games with sculptures of DrTrayBlox and DenisDaily everywhere. Even scam games are a thing. Did I also mention the clickbait advertisements made by children who just want robux?

BTW: R.I.P Erik Cassel 1968 - 2013
For example:
Me: *pwns a kid in Rōblox with a linked sword*

7 year old squeaker: OMG HAXXOR NOOB IM GONNA REPORT YOU D:<

Me: What's even the point in reporting me if I only pwned you? "-_- Also, do you have any idea what a noob means?

7 year old squeaker: FCCK YOU HAXOR I HOP U GET BANED
7 year old squeaker: *leaves game*

Me: Children these days -_-
by TurboMike2006 October 23, 2018
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A game/platform from 2006 with experiences/games where you can buy Robux (Roblox)
A: My Rōblox account just got banned for 14 days
B: I THOUGHT THE 14 DAY BAN GOT DELETED!
C: think again
by pumby_rhino August 20, 2023
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Roblox

a gaming platform where you steal your mom's credit card to look cool.
mom: Where is my credit card? brother: Alex took it so he could look cool in roblox!
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Roblox

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Someone types: haha, i love your new hat!
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by claaaarii December 7, 2021
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A game that is getting worse and clearly if you are under the age of 13 roblox won't let you say numbers and normal everyday words cuz apparently it "Protects kids from giving away personal info"
"I type: there are 33 people in the server"
When the message comes out : There are ## people in this server

Also roblox censores random things such as jfkekdmfj cuz they think it can generate bad words
This is really annoying if you're a bad speller as it also censores misspelled words

Robloxian1 types: iy leik ths gaim

When it's sent: #############
by Carcrusher109 August 21, 2017
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Roblox

Most definitely not free.
Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*
by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012
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Roblox

A game about 7 year old kids "interacting" with each other.
Typical Roblox

Relationships
Typical 7 year old Boy -123 For s3x-
Typical 7 year old girl -123-
Moments later...
Ugh ugh ugh -gets pregnant-

Music
Me: (Joins Game)
Suddenly... Loud unintelligible sounds
Skrillex is playing
Me: Oh god why

Clothing and accessories

Me: Hey how come everyone has those swords on their backs?
Friend: Oh its just an accessory. You know,kids think their cool.
Me:But can you use them?
Friend:No,but you still have to pay real money for them.
Me:So what's the point!?

Commonly used words
Noob, S3x, OD'ing, OD'ers, f***, s***, **** you,...etc. Every swear word known to mankind.

I swear to god I wish I was making this up.
by EnsignShepard October 12, 2014
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