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Qwertea

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.
Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre
by define_my_username May 21, 2020
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qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.
figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now
by chfjxfhyivtrwsxdfcgm May 29, 2018
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Qwertial Aphasia

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009
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When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.
Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!
by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022
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Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn

You missed a whole chunk of the keyboard
Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
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qwertasdfzxc

When you decide the right side of the keyboard is not worthy of your time.
I hate the right side of my keyboard so I'll only press qwertasdfzxc
by Fireblaster3147 March 16, 2019
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Qwertian Slip

Similar to Freudian Typo, a qwertian slip is a simple slip of typing or texting that completely changes the meaning of what is said. Most times it occurs when one letter is meant to be typed while the key right next to it is pressed instead.

Comes from the phrases Freudian Slip which is the slip of the tongue and qwerty which is the standard format of computer and phone keyboards.
Wow they didn't even open my vag, they just squished it a little.

Er, I meant bag. Qwertian slip I swear!
by ZealousKitten November 10, 2010
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